Why I'm doing this.

I really do hate life and almost all of you mother fuckers in it. People suck. They do stupid ass shit all the time and I'm tired of it. This blog is most likely not meant to help you. You are most likely a lost cause because you have been far too influenced by fucktards. Do I blame you for this? YES. Use your brain, do better, and read this blog. I'm going to write about topics all can relate to, and if you heed my advise and lessons, you can start living correctly. Now I warn you, my correctly is a twisted world that only the select few are ready to embrace. BUT, by select few, what I really mean is cool people. What are my credentials to be giving this advice you ask? Well its that I'm fucking tight and people like me. That's probably better credentials then 99% of the people in this world,
How did I become fucking sweet according to most? It is because I have confidence and hate everything. Hating everything is an important step. Don't be blind to the fact that your life is boring, limited, and utterly pointless. Rather embrace this fact, so when something really cool happens, you appreciate it compared to all the crap. So what is life about? I'm firstly going to say friendship. If someone actually deserves it, make their life better because its something they will always appreciate. Also, being close friends with quality people makes it easier to find quality people worth fucking, the other most important thing in life. So yah, try to get as much of this quality ass as possible. This will be covered in considerable detail in later blogs.

Now don't just think I'm an elitist asshole who thinks they get life better than everyone. To be clear, I don't think I'm better than everyone, just most likely you. Learn from me, or just laugh at my ridiculousness, but either way, here comes some uncensored, unfiltered shit. Now sit back, relax, maybe spark a J, as together we take a detailed and often hilarious journey exploring THE two topics. Enjoy Friendship and Fucking!

-Dee


Fuck I used an explanation point at the end. Lesson 1, explanation points are for lazy fucks who spend wayyy too much time on aim and fb chat to learn how to actually write. So lesson 1, learn how to actually write. People worth talking to will appreciate it I promise. More on this later.